Wednesday, November 4, 2009

omm nom nom nom (by Adam)



I ate your Web page.
Forgive me; it was tasty
And tart on my tongue

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I Call it "Being Versitile"

Yay job interview!
Does changing in the bathroom
make me a hobo?

Why You Should Not Leave After 10pm

Just missed the red line
Now 13 minutes to wait
Why do I work here?

Friday, February 6, 2009

A new haiku by leland.

Brand new budget year!
A fresh start on business goals!
...Spreadsheets make me twitch.

So......no then?

It's now 1:30;
wonder if we're having that
10am meeting...

Thursday, February 5, 2009

If you only had a brain (by sarah)

i have brain power!
but you want me to do what?
right, mundane tasks... fab

by sarah

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

The Hunt, Stealth-Mode Style

Applying to jobs
while still at my current one.
I'm multi-tasking!

Tear the place down!

Night! and the office,
Totally quiet, peaceful.
Let’s find a chainsaw.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

This Is How We All Feel Right Now

fuck that. law, blah blah
governor, democrats, blah
blah, I hate that shit

-by john

The Secret Life of Blogs

Hard to write haikus
when you work in an open space.
Spies are everywhere...

Friday, January 30, 2009

Med school is work too, kinda (by Mayuri)

skipping class for beer
that disease isn’t awesome
like it was on House

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The Evilness Really Cannot Be Overemphasized (by Rob)

Work two jobs now.
I'm still a slave to quickbooks,
only doubly so.

How Was I to Know?

Apparently, when
you interview on the Hill,
snow boots are a no.

Working from Home

I'm working from home,
But work still sucks! I guess it's
time for a haiku...

Case Studies: Our Special Little Babies (by John)

They're retarded, yet
symbolically powerful.
Just like Trig Palin.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Illustration Contest! Illustrate Pam's Haiku! ( Winner gets a magical bag of cheetos, or some such thing.)

I stay at work late
so i can get free dinner
cause I get paid shit

New Illustration by Zach! Free coffee and cup-of-soups all around!


Sad Leland

Oh! Five day work week!
Haven't seen you in a while.
...Now piss off, you jerk!!!

Sunday, January 25, 2009

A Poem by Chris

Job cuts everywhere
Some jobs are much more stable
Lucky garbage men

I Just Never Learn

Massive hangover.
No football. Ate whole pizza.
Time to line-edit!

Friday, January 23, 2009

Friday: Bigger than Jesus

Friday has returned!
Trumpets ring; let all rejoice!
Salvation is here!